Positivity is the champagne in the mimosa of life. Potty humor is the orange juice.

#LaborDay #NYStrip #fuckcleaneating #steak #carnivore #Stella #beer #grilling

#LaborDay #NYStrip #fuckcleaneating #steak #carnivore #Stella #beer #grilling

listsandlove:

foulmilk:

we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t waste his time on you

epiphany.

venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

(Source: venuspalms)

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

giggle:

I realized why I was lost. It’s not because I didn’t have a map… It was because I didn’t have a destination.

(Source: pdlcomics)

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

positivedoodles:

requested by latobias

positivedoodles:

requested by latobias

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

Pumpkin spice everything. That is the elixir of power

(Source: bearzerky)